The Tower of Zeldaga is a free retro mash-up of Zelda and Druaga in which you rescue Ganondorf from some evil blonde queen

The recent screening of Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake has proven a thing of existential horror for many grey-haired Zeldenthusiasts.

The short version

• Why do you look like a possessed doll ?
• Where have all your sharp edges gone?
• Eek, I can see individual divots on Epona's neck.

What happened

Let us play the titular Ocarina and warp back to the good old days. No, not the heyday of the N64 – that three-pronged controller was an instrument of the Devil.

Why it matters

I mean the real good old days, when Link looked like a cockroach and hills hadn't been invented yet.

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