Stupid Never Dies Is Easily the Worst Game of 2026
Stupid Never Dies stumbles through its 30-hour runtime thanks to sluggish action and a rotten story.
Stupid Never Dies stumbles through its 30-hour runtime thanks to sluggish action and a rotten story.
The short version
- Sluggish action and a rotten story make for the year's toughest hang If you went back in time and asked my teenage self to picture what video games would look like in 20 years, my vision would likely resemble Stupid Never Dies .
- In many ways, it feels like the logical evolution of the games I loved as a kid: a colorful brawler with snazzy visuals, a juvenile sense of humor custom-made for a teen boy, and, of course, zombies.
- But after spending 26 miserable hours with Stupid Never Dies , I’m so glad that video games have mostly moved past my dumbest desires.
What happened
That’s because the cute blonde-haired girl is dead. Or, she’s at least frozen solid inside the backroom of a mall restaurant.
Why it matters
A misguided narrative that desperately could have used another set of eyes.
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